Surprise me;

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sesentirbem:

Eu casei com Kristen Stewart no quarto porquê Megan Fox estava com raiva.

Eu casei com Hayley Williams no elevador porquê Katy Perry gostava de mim.

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bicmuller:

quefooooooooooooooooofo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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someone: Who’s this standing right next to you?
Emma: Come on! Get my name right!
Emma: Don’t do this to me! What’s my name? He doesn’t know my name! What’s my name Rob?
Rob: That’s-that’s-that’s- that’s that one.
Emma: ‘That’s that one?’ That’s plain rude!

hahahahhahah I love u emma, rob u suck 

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k-petrova:

“A real New Yorker”

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